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[parker @johnkinglover]

What’s happening, Everyonr can reply. Post. Cancel. return.

[SpongeBob SquarePants @RealSponger]

They tried to get me yesterday

[Goober @goobcats]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAAHHHH!"

[mc cracker @chowder94]

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[parker @johnkinglover]

@soothed_ Everything it means everything

[parker @johnkinglover]

@soothed_ Mobility

[parker @johnkinglover]

@soothed_ Can you explain

[parker @johnkinglover]

@neurovamp Oh my God

[parker @johnkinglover]

Could my family members please stop trying to die at inconvenient time’s for God’s sake

[parker @johnkinglover]

@neurovamp By you

[parker @johnkinglover]

Also life goal #35: Owning artful coffee table books

[parker @johnkinglover]

I love blocking people on edtwt please let me know if you’re on edtwt so I can block you and feel good about it

[parker @johnkinglover]

@neurovamp Me too

[amadeo ⚰️ @neurovamp]

Awesome conversations happening between me and Isabel tonight

[parker @johnkinglover]

@neurovamp No I need you

[parker @johnkinglover]

About to order a drink for myself legally for the first time ever. In the words of a great prophet: live is worth a livingggggg

[parker @johnkinglover]

@soothed_ Yeah you probably should

[parker @johnkinglover]

@neurovamp I have decided to end my own life

[amadeo ⚰️ @neurovamp]

Peed on the side of the highway again #ALPHAMALE