John Kobler

Pledging Allegiance to the Jolly Roger Since 1997.

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Ryan Doumit

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Name a retired catcher

I'll start👀

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Can’t forget about Jason Kendall

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Who’s a former catcher that we barely hear about in 2026?

I’ll start. Benito Santiago

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Keith Osik

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Who’s a former catcher that we barely hear about in 2026?

I’ll start. Benito Santiago

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@MLBTheShow @Nutzypoo_ttv @YourFriendKyle_ Why is pack lag ridiculously slow? It should no way take a whole afternoon to open a 50 pack reward

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@MLBTheShow Pack lag is absolutely nuts after you just did server maintenance for nth time since March

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A cigar and bourbon while talking to yourself, is better than spending hundreds to talk to a stranger.

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@zrc29 @_adamcrowley

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@zrc29 @_adamcrowley Reminded me of the 2009 game when Brady Quinn beat us on Thursday night football.

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@MarkMaddenX Couldn't run. Couldn't pass, every other throw hit the turf, for the purpose of avoiding Garrett getting the sack record. DK screwed the offense for being a petulant baby.

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

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Everyone has an expiration date, James Franklin's came last year vs OSU. It's time to move on.

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100%. Appreciate what he did for the program 10 years ago but enough is enough.

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Now you can go ahead and talk about firing Franklin. Wow.

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@nut_history Armando Rias

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@nut_history Bob Wickman

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@nut_history Dan Johnson

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James Franklin need to go. Appreciate what he did for the program but enough is enough. @JMackeyPG

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@nut_history Shane Spencer

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@nut_history Brennan Boesch

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@nut_history Frank Catalanotto