@johnlanchester

Inconsistently reliable.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Finish the "modern western" trilogy with Hell or High Water if you haven't seen it

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

I wrecked my Italian car, now it’s al dente

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@kyle_matteson just in time for mpls to switch https://t.co/OI5WkvfP4S

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@gretakaul Where is this? Headed to Hyland today

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.”

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@samlhbuck @dbrauer It's wild, we need a sports bar

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

This was a layup of a logo sign to make and they airballed it

[The Volume @TheVolumeSports]

USC and UCLA showing up to the Big Ten

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@charlierybak jesus dude, hedge. Up against a 28 game win streak!

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@BTH_Bill Dunno about "the media" but NYTimes, Washpo, WSJ, Strib all have covid stories on the front of their .coms right now

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

All the intros are in and this is my winner... @ChaytonFischer's skullet #thetourney22

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

I don’t think I’ll ever bore of this…
*sound up

[Megs @YankeeMegs]

Christmas thoughts by Megan: At first I was like "WTF is that on the score bug for the Browns? A rabbit using a walker?" and then realized that the helmet blends into the background color. Though, rabbit using a walker is close maybe. *lifts glass*

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@gretakaul Elm Creek is opening tomorrow per an email on Wednesday. I bet most will be groomed tho

[Bridget Moser @bridgeyyyyyyyy]

you have to pay extra for the long bristles but it’s worth it

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@maxnesterak @ziibiing https://t.co/iIpMiUr55F

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I took mushrooms & went to see Fellowship of the Ring for a second time & right when the big prologue ended & it cut to the peaceful Shire I dropped a full Snapple & it shattered all over the floor