John Leal

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@mike5_5_5 Hit it so pure I thought it went through his bat

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@PitchingNinja Thank you Patrick Bailey

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

The Cleveland Guardians recognize what the San Francisco Giants clearly do not: Patrick Bailey is one of the best catchers in baseball.

Our Leo Morgenstern breaks down why Cleveland came away as winners of the early-season deal:
https://t.co/tl5mGoTCqj

[Eno Sarris @enosarris]

Since he debuted, Patrick Bailey has put up the most defensive value in the sport, by a lot.

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@sean0murphy @MLB

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@King_Squatch__ @PitchingNinja 3-4 with a bomb and 4 rbi in this game btw

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay?

IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas.

Hamzah: What about the children, the babies?

IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill.

Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon?

IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran

Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children?

IDF Soldier: I killed

Hamzah: How many?

IDF Soldiers: I don't know.

Hamzah: You don't keep track?

IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.

[Byg Redd, B.K. @JucoBurner]

Dont get pissed with Mom Friend Woodruff if you cant handle War Criminal Uribe.

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@CespedesBBQ

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the likes

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

This is like when all the MLB stars went off to war and Hal Newhouser was just going stupid (deep cut)

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@NinersNation This the same guy who said he could hit a tank in the mlb ?

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@JimmyPaul2003_ Ms fans gonna hate this if they find it 😌

[@mikko @mikko]

People born in 25 are 2000 now.

[John Leal @johnleebs]

@LinkofSunshine Season 7 was also terrible