John Lodi

parody account of the real @JohnLodi

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

Man, Wendy's stays hiring for days

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[UNDERDOGS @UNDERDOGSgame]

YO!
@xrgamelabs giving out x10 QUEST 3!
you know, to celebrate UNDERDOGS launch and all that

Hit this here:
https://t.co/vwneB4FMfh

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

I don't see it tbh

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

the rate limit was defeated by a programmer with an anime profile picture

[Kenny @kemydwayne]

Twitter use limited right after multiple contentious Supreme Court rulings 🤔

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

@sumslahmann Maybe it was hamburger helper???

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

The last supper was actually green bean casserole

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

Humans with chatgpt: "oh haha this is so sick. It can tell me so much about kittens!!"

God with humans [absolutely no interaction]: *creates infant mortality*

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

The Apple Vision Pro™️ stays on in bed, babe

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

Ohio churches

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

@WeAreEd51 Also sad to hear you're not doing well. Who are we beating up (please don't say me I am very fragile and fear my wife will leave me if she sees me cry)

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

@WeAreEd51 Ehd

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

Me: *actively paying off $60k in private loans*

University of Cincinnati: Can I have some money???????
🥺
👉👈

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

@sumslahmann I feel that 😂 I've said so many ignorant and hateful things 😭😭

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

How tf did I have friends between the years 2010 and 2015

have you guys seen the absolute HANEOUS stuff I used to believe good grief

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

@Samuel_Sleeves I kept thinking about coming over for a cuddle 😞😤