Lucas C

Witty but impatient/Eats too many almonds/ @MattyT_ is a positive individual/Overuses semicolons and em-dashes/Bachelor's of History with a Philosophy minor.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

"You never step in the same dog poop twice"

-Heraclitus, igniting a brown paper bag on his neighbor's porch

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Harty Potter and the Perpetually Cold Brita Water Pitcher.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Do you ever see the mitochondria take a day off? Be the powerhouse your cells want you to be.

#grindset

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

I'm at the point where it feels more comfortable to wear a shirt tucked in.

If you ever see me with an untucked shirt, you bet there's a tucked one underneath

[justiceforevan @justiceforevan]

First of series of interviews with Ken Seyfried on finding his beloved son #evanseyfried dead after being bullied to break by managers @kroger.

#Cincinnati

@Enquirer

Video: Ken Seyfried speaks about the death of his son Evan Seyfried https://t.co/mKHv1NQhxl via @enquirer

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

I'm on that Aleve and Tylenol

I got some teledoctors I can call

I don't know what I'd do without y'all

I'ma call till the day I fall

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

DM me for cat.

Take cat.

Cat need home.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Of course I had to turn in fast; there was a car turning left from the lane I was turning wide into.

Don't get into a lane partly filled with snow and get angry at me when you try to avoid it and nearly run into me.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Dude gets into the rightmost turn lane filled with snow trying to get in front of me and has the AUDACITY to honk at me when I'm staying in MY lane and he about runs into me.

I even gave the widest turn I could and went into the left turn lane of road I was getting on.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Am I the only one who calls it a tetris shot?

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Defense on Enceladus

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

The clouds were really nice tonight.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Affable totally sounds like a bad descriptor to me.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

I didn't even order skyline and it's so chili out

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

The Rolling Stone Temple Pilots

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Roasted salted almonds taste like popcorn if you squint with your taste buds.

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

Ok so apparently you can eat too many almonds...

[John Lodi @JohnLodi]

I think about life as a ladder:

You’re continuously climbing. Reaching milestone after milestone, you get so high up. And then at some point—miles above the earth on this ladder—you fall

Anyway yeah thanks for coming to Chili’s have a good rest of your night

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

My wife is the most beautiful!!!

[Rachael Barker @RachLynn723]

My husband is HOTT

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

@GieskeUnlimited Thank you!!!

[Lucas C @Luke_Sea]

@RachLynn723 and I are married now!