John Lucich

I R Rational

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

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[John Lucich @johnlucich]

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[John Lucich @johnlucich]

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[John Lucich @johnlucich]

I just hit a new Personal Record with @fitbodapp! Try my workout at https://t.co/aavNSeCteL

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

I just hit a new Personal Record with @fitbodapp! Try my workout at https://t.co/ehqR7EqNRG

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

I just hit a new Personal Record with @fitbodapp! Try my workout at https://t.co/sUcKBqrcfe

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

Had a beard for a long time but decided to cut it off except for the mustache. My wife didn’t like it at first but now she said it’s growing on her. I don’t like to argue, I still think it’s only growing on me.

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Got some bib overalls from Duluth Trading made with fire hose material. They were uncomfortable when kneeling until I cut off the nozzles.

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

They say it’s better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness. But if the candle burns your house down, definitely better to curse the darkness!

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I had no idea that YumYum sauce was made by Tally’s lesser known brother.

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So GM is now making ventilators? I assume that means that cup holders, back-up cameras and air conditioning will come standard.

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The Corona virus has given me a headache, eye strain and extreme fatigue. I’m not infected, just suffering from reading the endless emails about it.

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

As an introvert, I have been training for the Corona-induced self-isolation all my life.

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On behalf of my medical students, I asked the curriculum committee to remove rhinosinusitis from the curriculum and focus instead on human sinusitis. You’re welcome!

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My new year’s resolution will be to see clearly now.

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Had a health care institution call to ask what my phone number is, but I’m sure they will manage my healthcare appropriately. Right???

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For those who are curious about what “dirt cheap” really means, I have discovered the answer. $2.79/40 lbs. Thank you to ACE Hardware for unraveling this ancient mystery.

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What’s my take on team-building activities? Let’s just say I’m all in for the “kum”, but I draw the line at the “baya”!

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

Accidentally entered my latest weight into my finance-tracking app and am now bankrupt!

[John Lucich @johnlucich]

When was someone going to tell me that polygamists and multi-sport athletes are different things??