John McCallen

I've been voted NYC's most fashionable chef two years in a row.

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Pond cleanup! For warmer areas Mexican petunia is a pretty, but labor intensive plant for the edge of the pond. See how it grows and how I manage it. #gardening #aquascape #pondcare #fishkeeping

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@nemanjaYVR @reidiculouz But like, a Ryan Murphy Jeffrey Dahmer (Evan Peters, I’m guessing?)

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@hmmmzanch Might be better if I’d waited a few months for the “after” shot all filled in

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Watch me build a 1000 gallon display pond - overnight 😂

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@nemanjaYVR Nightmare blunt rotation

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@KSBU2022 Very nice!

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Hi, it’s me. Also I’m a gardener 👨🏻‍🌾

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@LSpaduzzi Thank you! Im@glad you like it!

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Adding edibles to the biological filtration of a custom patio ecosystem pond #landscaping #gardening #socal

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@resznor Both! IMO a beautiful garden has a thoughtful foundation of trees and shrubs and a mix of annual and perennial plants providing color and interest year over year and in each season. Cosmos, zinnias, larkspur and linaria are some of my fave annuals

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@angrydikdik Some no-name Amazon deal 😂

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One-day project: waterwise steppingstone succulent herb garden. #DIY #landscaping #gardening #handymen

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@unconquerablet1 Varies season by season but now the tropical waterlilies are really shining

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@entireleaves @YourFriendKevin I’m having the exact same thing - my knee-jerk reaction was to blame twitter though- always gonna be questionable actors, feels sloppy for the platform that they’re so consistently visible

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@anjrped9 @MeatSawce Tool safety is #1

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I’m also a fire guy

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@nemanjaYVR @insomniblvck +1. the Real Housewification of it all

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@ds00za @nemanjaYVR She’s a serval, but she’s a female and even for a girl a bit small so in the range of typical Savannah

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@nemanjaYVR 1 year and one month

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@nemanjaYVR Madame PeePee Lady 😂 currently knocking every bottle she can find off the shelf in the other room I can hear it

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@MeatSawce I’ve got just the tool for the job