John Curtis

News / politcal junky • true crime addict • trial connoisseur • drone pilot • technology guru • sometimes I meme what I say. never reposted by @elonmusk

[John Curtis @Johnmcurtis]

The cat er dog is out of the bag. In June we pre-purchased a #FrenchBulldog that we named “Nova”. A few weeks later a separate breeder contacted me to tell me that she had a puppy born with a cleft palate that would be euthanized if someone didn’t take her in. She sent photos.

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@hampsterofx Getting a higher score than the advertised score is best!

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@Tr00peRR G and then m

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@mazemoore In other words. Clearly Elon offed him with his space lasers because Israel told him to

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Stupid England.

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@JUSTcatmeme Not even the “Queen of farts”. Honestly the shirt should say “the Queef of Farts”

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@JUSTcatmeme Clearly they are cobra ducks

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@dynamesx16 @shun_dr1313 @PiaraisMac @VeilBornGames @ToriatheistTori Okay. Okay. You can count them, one-by-one, and list their names.

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@hampsterofx That’s crazy

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Imagine living in a USA today that never bent a knee to Israel.

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@DMartyr I have nice clippers. Whole sets, but I definitely don’t trust my ability to cut my own hair. I guess I could if it was one length but even then lining out my neck would be impossible.

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Why are men’s haircuts so damn expensive and booked months in advance now?

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Side note. No reported outbreak of monkeypox in Turkey or Egypt.

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Well. Well. Well. The world is healing.

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@TheDemocrats Yet. He was still here illegally and running a business that employed other illegals. So gfy

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@zarahussain999 lol. Move

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@Interior @usbr Well dam. Maybe split your dam thread into separate dam posts next time.

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Homebrew community. Video games have always had a great homebrew community, modifying existing games, creating new levels, changing characters, adding items, modes, etc. With the advancements in AI we need a new Entertainment Homebrew community. A community that removes wokeness in what would be otherwise great movies or series.

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Dam fine thread.

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

You kids have no dam appreciation, and it shows. *shakes fist at the sky

A short dam appreciation thread for some of the incredible engineering projects managed by @usbr. 🧵👇