Mayer.

Your friendly neighborhood smartass.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

Tapping faces. This is a fetish I can get behind. https://t.co/DZK3rL1t3H

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@GinaRidroguez What class do I have to take to be like you?

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

I should actually talk to people. I'm quite bored.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Everything happens for a reasonably acceptable explanation.

[KP @KatyyRoars]

I want you.

[KP @KatyyRoars]

Hey, bae.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars And proud.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars Dots.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars I'm no one's bitch.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars No. But I do fuck ass. Pretty good too.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars ..............................

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars Feisty.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

“@KatyyRoars: Also #sleepyass. Tuck me in, John.” No.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars LOL YOUR HASHTAG DIDN'T WORK. Loser.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars ..............

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars Should I be?

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars #UH no

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars ....

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars I'm not worried.

[Mayer. @johnmcyer]

@KatyyRoars Nothing unless you beg.