John Mendelssohn

I do the best I can with what I've got.

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Working on the world's first BDSM television comedy series, Delicatessen M, with Lynn Carey. Hilarious beyond imagining!

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#Virginmobile Virgin Mobile is the mobile provider 4u if you like to be kept on hold listening to crap hip hop for literal hours on end.

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#Virginmobile Virgin Mobile apparently has a cretins-only hiring policy for its Orders Department. Avoid them if you value your sanity!

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#Virginmobile In three and a half weeks, Virgin Mobile has been unable to supply the proper charger for the phone I bought from them.

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#Virginmobile Virgin Mobile has the worst customer service in the history of the universe.

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The rancid mist of permissiveness threatens the very fabric of American life! Find out how to stop it at http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com

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At last, the astonishing truth about the John Lennon Kotex-on-head incident! http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com.

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Shameful secrets of America's Dairyland! http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com.

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How I very nearly won American Idol in 2006 with my Mariah medley. http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com!

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A full frontal grammar rant today at http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com!

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Cure your fear of flying! http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com. And yesterday! My Sexual Peccadillos - Part One!

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I call on all persons of conscience to repudiate the word "blog," the ugliest in the English language! http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com.

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The secrets of Wooey Louie Gooey Phooey today at http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com!

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Palin' must henceforth be spelled with an apostrophe. Find out why at http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com.

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Are u on the side of the angels? Find out today in http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com. And: www.johnmendelsohn.com/swo. Listen already!

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Lives of (One of) The Great Foodies! Today at http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com! Bone appetito!

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@feminatrix Brutalized arms or no brutalized arms, you look good to Johnny.

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Why hip hop fans crank the bass up so loud as to shatter windows: http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com.

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If Dick Cheney phoned a suicide prevention hotline for which you worked, would you put him on hold? http://johnmendelssohn.blogspot.com

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@feminatrix You are, in my view, a woman of undeniable distinction. Long may you wave!