john michael smith

john michael smith #nuffsaid

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

powerlines give a massive advantage to hawks. hawks either need to be nerfed or field mouse needs buffed for fair gameplay

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

i’m not running late, i’m working in the clutch

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

hey chatgpt, stretch me out

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Convinced my cousin to go hiking today by playing him the skyrim soundtrack over heavily doctored photos of our destination

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

no such thing as a “quick meal” when i have to chop onions bro. idk what it is but every time i cut an onion specifically in my home i have to play tear gas simulator for about 20 minutes

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

happy birthday charlie kirk!

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

if you are one of those people that run multiple social media accounts that spam short form content online like “fun facts” or just an image or video with a caption with whatever music the algo rewards you are a detriment to society and you suck

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

that feeling of mega thankfulness for our lives and our ability to experience things that make us happy. sensational

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

nah this guys a genius. yeah bro, row 29 on this flight better stand in the aisle the second we get to the gate. i’m sure everyone will exit this aircraft in a sensible and efficient manner

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

“i’m not screen peeking bro” and im running full speed into a wall

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

i’d rather eat crumbs with bums, than steaks with snakes… don’t ask me what i bring to the table. cuz i brought the motherfucking table #nuffsaid

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

do something dumb, say something silly, because one day, sooner than we think, the world will come to forget us, and what a gift that is, to be unabashedly singular, and to be ardent in ourselves, because in the end, we are free of the judgement we think we must be bound by.

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

heartwarming! jeep that crashed into lake held afloat by the 1000 rubber ducks on the dash!

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

rent but instead of aids it’s called ghent and about the treaty at the end of the war of 1812

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

year three of the gap year. this is so epic

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

i don’t think it’s alarmist to implore and beg people to go out and experience the beautiful natural parts of this world because they are literally crumbling before our eyes. i was lucky to do such a thing, and lucky still to be able to continue to explore. not everyone is

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

@theH4420 @NBibelhausen @sungleeiq affirm yes for good luck and i’ll deposit btc into your account directly!!! ahh post

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

i feel like the atrocious political takes are bait, like i guess people can truly believe what they say, but they’ve been straight up manipulated into becoming bait, to drive engagement up. empty headed megaphone people. hate sells better than sex these days

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

@theH4420 how do i make all the red numbers on my robinhood green. i think green means you’re winning no?

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

having to explain to my 1930’s born grandmother that i cannot in fact just go out and get a job that pays me all the the money i need to become secure in today’s world. these bootstraps are mighty heavy grandma

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

@Phillipfulton4 @theH4420 @MuhammadCdog just letting these accusations fly around huh?

[john michael smith @johnmichael2748]

anyone checked up on j.g. wentworth? what’s he up to these days. i have a structured settlement and i need cash now.