@RSonny33 "This bloke's made a wrong turn with and immediately stopped, so instead of giving him five seconds to sort it out, I'll just ride my bicycle into literally the one place he definitely can't see me, what could go wrong?!"
Forget Dickens, forget Austen. Forget Orwell or any of the Brontes. Even forget Shakespeare. The best author Britain has ever produced is Terry Pratchett.