John Mortell

[pdb @nufcpb]

Had to get my Mrs to copy and paste this mid 8 hour flight yesterday and haven’t felt depression like it

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

Written in the stars, Haaland’s kryptonite is at our disposal

[george @StokeyyG2]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Az. @__AAx98]

The best thing BBC have ever done. Still not sure how they’ve managed it.

[John Mortell @johnmortell12]

@TalkinTactics @NUFC7890 Thoughts on stiller over Gomes?

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

Always that lone dot, like some far away planet

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

"We can't sack Eddie, all our players will want to leave and we'll lose mad dog" I hope you're all happy, this is a direct result of us keeping a failing manager on

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Nigel Farage

[Gerry @guinnessaddick]

I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Lionel Messi has scored more World Cup goals than any other player in history (21).

Lionel Messi has assisted more World Cup goals than any other player in history (9).

The best there was. The best there is. The best there ever will be. 🐐

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

Messi absolutely refused to lay down. He took over. Getting the ball from anywhere. Dribbling, crossing. Gets his goal. THE GOAT.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to open talks with Freiburg in coming days as work continues to sign Johan Manzambi. #NUFC now leading contender for 20yo midfielder & intensifying efforts to get deal done. #Switzerland international keen on opportunity @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WbueMd0xu1

[cam @1805cam]

Absolutely fucking loved this last night. One of my biggest hates about football is people in the corner going absolutely nowhere waiting for the slightest touch to go down and con a free kick

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sp1thfc]

England vs Mexico - 10 men

[Max Wilkins @MaxWiIkins]

😂😂It's so good as well #ThreeLions

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Me and Joe hart having a few beers. Oooossssshhhhh

[Chris Kearney @AnalyticsForest]

I’m not saying Tuchel has picked an injury prone squad but Jordan Henderson has been stretchered off after singing Wonderwall. 😂