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#30bg

[Mo' Baba Sikira Oloko Eshin 🖤 @Xdroid_Mo]

you be woman nau, una dey think?

[Stiles @stilesishim]

17 years in La liga never scored an hatrick against Diego Simeone Atletico Madrid, Ronaldo did this while playing in Italy

Who started this Goat debate ?😭

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Let’s even talk about this eye test bs.

You’re impressed by body feints & twists, I’m impressed by step overs & chopbacks.

You’re impressed by crossfield passes, I’m impressed by 40 yard shots.

You’re impressed by ball control & first touch, I’m impressed by intelligent positioning & aerial ability.

Why are your parameters more important than mine. Are you mad?

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

You see the way Osimhen go enter naija go ogun state follow boys play, na those kind goals pele dey count 😂

[匚HIDI @Cyber_chidi]

My mom 🥹

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

I can’t lie

Whores are top 3 reasons why I am working so hard 😓

[kayz3d @kay_z67]

i dey assist my junior brother with homework, i ask am "what is malnutrition?” he dey look my neck💔

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

No.

That is why a woman shouldn't go into a relationship looking to pile up a man's bills even further. Join resources together to make life easy for both of you.

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

“We Barcelona fans are not worried, whoever wins the finals we’re good”

Here you are posting 2022 pictures😂👏

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

CR7🐐

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

I remember when Pele scored his 124th goal against Nigeria at Uyo. Na so my grandpapa dey roll for ground dey cry wetin no good. 😭

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

You believed Messi scored 91 goals a year but you don’t want to believe Pele scored 126 goals in a year

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

When they were cooking Ronaldo last week, Ronaldo fans took it in good faith. Now that they are cooking Messi, you people are crying that the heat is too much.

Una think say na only una sabi mad 😂

By the way who made this video 😂 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I love how Ferguson demanded excellence from his players. You can't afford to be complacent. Most modern coaches just stay on the bench looking indifferent.

Fergie would scream at you on the sideline and take you out if you continued doing nonsense. No wonder they always had belief they could comeback

[mickolo @UTDmickolo]

Even me wey be Ronaldo fan self dey fear this Ronaldo fanbase oo
una sabi cook die

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Words have meaning. This doesn't make any sense.

Even relationship and marriage have been called slavery. You don't have another playbook in your WhatsApp group?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This is British, not Lekki British.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

gun’s gonna jam , zero shots on target again 😭😭😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I received a call yesterday from the police station that I should be present at their Office today.

Reason being that someone charged me to court.

I went there this morning with my lawyers and the Police didn’t allow my lawyer in.

They Asked me to come in alone. That I should drop my phone on the counter.

So I was like asking before I drop this phone, who charge me to court? Wetin be him name?

the Police refused to tell them. They just insisted I sit down and wait for orders.

I waited for a while until One of the Police man took me one side.

I thought he was going to ask for bribe so I told him. Oga before I give anything, who call me here?

He said court order was above his pay grade and it’s an order from above.

I still insisted, who asked for me? Who pressure you guys to call me?

And immediately the police man said he can’t tell me because the volume of a fixed mass of gas is inversely proportional to the pressure.

I was a bit confused why you dy quote Boyles law?

He started talking about Fallacy, Ad Hominem, Argumentum ad Baculum, Tu Quorque..

Immediately I notice this critical thinking, I realized say na Intellectual Police man.

Messi fans😂
Them don finally Charge me to court.