The Real JR

You’ll find me on a beach, a golf course or in a pub

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

That Commie maniac is on borrowed time

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING: Assassination attempt on NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani:

NYPD identified two suspects placing a bomb outside the residence of Mamdani.

Mossad is working overtime.

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

I can’t and won’t listen to these utter loonies

Just looking at them tells me all I need to know

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

They use Hydroxychloroquine in Africa

Works well against Malaria and is highly effective in treating Covid, as evidenced by incredibly low death rate from the virus

Far more people died of Covid in the UK than in Africa

Africa has a population of 1.4 billion

[mxco @mxco1984]

New Bill Gates malaria vaccine has been approved by the WHO. It’s 30% effective and one of the side of effects is meningitis. You couldn’t make this shit up.

[Ashley @Ashley11774244]

I want everyone to know that my friend collapsed and died instantly from the covid vaccine. She was a healthy woman prior. We all watched CPR administered for over an hour at work. We are RNs in postpartum. We are all devastated. Service was yesterday.

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Who’s that weird looking bloke?

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Looks like an Audi 3.0 litre diesel

Lorna and Patrick will be wetting the bed

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Knock them down lower than the Dreghorn Dwarf herself

She’s only 4’11 in her ‘Shag Me’ stilettos 👠😂

[Scottish Express @ScotExpress]

Douglas Ross has urged voters to knock Nicola Sturgeon's "Nats down to size" on May 5.

https://t.co/xQvjxEv4DC

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Ah didnae glue ma wig on the day

Bloody thing’s gonna fall off

[Duncan Smith @Duncan_Smith]

Caption contest

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Having a coconut fall on your head

[Herb Powell @Humanlty1o1]

Name something you have statistically higher odds of dying from than cvid?

This should be fun...

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Pile of sh*t

[David Webb @davidwebbshow]

Sum up your thoughts on the Biden Administration so far in three words…

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

She never had a driving lesson

Never took her test

How bloody weird is that?

What an incredibly weird specimen she is

[RonReg0807 @RonReg0807]

@elrick1 @noreent1234 Why the fluck can she not drive?

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

She and Humza Yousaf are each driven over 100 miles daily on unnecessary commutes

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

You’re having a laugh! 😂

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Britain deserves better than the Conservative cost of living crisis.

Labour has a plan to provide you and your family with security.

Vote Labour on Thursday 5 May.

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

He doesn’t have a real home

He’s a confused WEF puppet, joined at the hip to the globalist Cabal

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The @RishiSunak Green Card revelation makes us ask which country he loves the most?

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

‘His’ country?

He’s also Indian

[Akshata Murty @anmurty]

8/ Rishi has always respected the fact that I am Indian and as proud of my country as he is of his.

He’s never asked me to abandon my Indian citizenship, ties to India or my business affairs, despite the ways in which such a move would have simplified things for him politically

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Crickey, that’s one heck of a lot of back peddling, apologizing and contrition

Just saying …..

[Akshata Murty @anmurty]

11/ In my time here I have invested in British businesses and supported British causes. My daughters are British. They are growing up in in the UK.

I am so proud to be here.

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

What a fantastic endorsement for people to never take the experimental mRNA Spike Protein Clot Shot 👍

[Chelsea Hetherington @chelsea_hetho]

I'm triple vaxxed and COVID has absolutely wiped me out. I run long distances and I've been struggling to even have a shower. My heart rate was at 130bpm at the height of it. That was scary. I've lost 4kg and even now, I could fall asleep at any hour. COVID is unforgiving.

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

I’m sure you look as stupid as you obviously are

[Tim Bousquet @Tim_Bousquet]

I’m on a bus with 9 people, and I’m the only one wearing a mask, including the driver

[The Real JR @johnnoNB]

Allez Le Pen 👏👏 💪

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Latest poll in notional second-round run off for French president:

Le Pen 50.5%
Macron 49.5%

Thoughts on this?