John Bell

Taller half of @hellobellbros. Maker of internet things.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

It’s official! @dannotjohn and I are turning our side hustle into our... main hustle. Bell Brothers (est. 1984).

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

Caddy Gilmore

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

🤏 Crush your head
🤌 Pinch your face
👍 Nobody’s home

[Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort]

Heads up, it’s #CanadaDay. #MaximumEffort 🤝 @hellobellbros

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

All our favorite movies mashed into one massive brawl.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

I made another funny.

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

The return of ninja rap.

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

I think Lucas grabbed the wrong cassette.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Me: I never have time to get anything done.
Also me:

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

I don’t remember so much rapping in Labyrinth.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

@risarodil @dannotjohn @RodneyNoRespect Thanks Risa! Your lettering turned out great.

[Risa 🦋🌷 @risarodil]

I made the title lettering for this gorgeous book! Thank you, @dannotjohn and @johnnotdan! Always a pleasure 🥰

P.S. This is such a cool video 👏

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

@paul_masi @dannotjohn Thanks Paul!

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Word on the street is these two dorks wrote a children’s book. https://t.co/BFahTBr4PV

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@leannadmullen @rcsjcumberland @dannotjohn My biggest piece of advice is to avoid working with your twin brother at all costs. 😜

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Two bros and their better halves. #webbys

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

It’s Webby time! #Webbys

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Last night at 8, I pulled up last year’s ball drop on YouTube to trick my kids. They all bought it, but at one point my oldest was like, “Something doesn’t feel right.”

[Bell Brothers @hellobellbros]

We set up our new security system just in time for the holidays. #HomeAlone

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

My kids have been putting their empty candy wrappers back into their Halloween bags and it’s making it very difficult for me to effectively rummage through their candy when they’re sleeping.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

I need new business cards... or a haircut. #xoxofest

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

@Dude_Just_Relax @dangerfieldgame @refreshphilly We’ve been saying “in 3 months” for the past 5 years, so I’m gonna say... in 3 months.

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Get a sneak peek at @dangerfieldgame tomorrow night at our @refreshphilly talk about passion projects! https://t.co/NWBzguGwel

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

Just walked by @MrT at LAX! Heard him saying, “This place ain’t got no moving sidewalks.”

[John Bell @johnnotdan]

My son and I walked past the spot where we had seen the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile last month and he says, “Dad, remember when we saw the penis-mobile?”