Johnny

Simple dirt farmer. Expert in all things hockey (except actually playing hockey).

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@nypostsports Looks like it's Jizz Chasm now.

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@TheChargingBUF One of them is terrible, the other one is really bad. You can pick and choose which is which.

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@pham1717 For Buffalo's sake, they better hope these visa problems linger on for a long, long time.

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@nytimes @TheAthletic So the guy with the biggest cock wins?

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@wyshynski @penguins "Performance enhancing?" He should ask for his money back.

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@mikemcintyrewpg #Losing9outtaTennaForMcKenna

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@Sportsnet He never even touched that puck.

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@WiebesWorld Do you have a shortcut key for "Logan Stanley turnover" ?

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@JLazzy23 @ColbyCohen36 @patmaroon @DailyFaceoff @ProducerVick What makes everyone think there's going to be a goalie in the net?

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@JimCramptonWPG 💯

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@ScottOake Ask Morgan about the time when he was 10 years old and Leafs PxP announcer Joe Bowen's son took the game puck a Leafs player had given to him."

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@marcomc2 @GonzoVice Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72 — I love the fact that Nixon selected him (of all people) from the press pool to accompany him on a 2 hour flight, strictly to discuss football.

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@mnwild Offsides? How many times were you offside?

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@edmonton_eulers Okay....that's pretty funny. Nicely done.

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@RinkRatReport @joeyferg I don't think it was a slash. He appears to have been shot.

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@MikePrattPhotos @ctvwinnipeg There's a lot of toxic history behind the word central. The word needs to be banished.

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@jhahn4 Not sure why you and Boomer were debating who the goalie is going to be that lets in Ovie's record-breaking goal. What makes either of you think there is even going to be a goalie in the net? I mean afterall, Ovie is the empty-net king.

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@AP @charlesadler Step down or fall down?

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@ThomasDrance "Canucks get beat off..."
More hockey porn?

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@kasonrandhawa @scottcwheeler Hopefully they can find him a helmet that fits.