This prossy just came up to us n went I'll suck ya dick for bus fare, a went fuck it why not whipped 12" aht n a bust a nut bus came n she still fucking walked
They can't keep a true patriot locked up knocked 20 prison guards out n cut door down with a plastic knife n did 12 front flips over barb wire n scotch free, went to closest boozer n grabbed a Nice cold carling
Guess who's back can't keep a real brexiteer locked away got out prison cell digging walls with a plastic spoon thenndidca sumersault over barbed wire fence #NoSurrender
@BrexitBoysFC_ Wot a fucken pleasure, am in tears whilst downing this carling, just wanted to say to @BrexitBruisers we are after you the real Brexit fc is back!!
@BrexitBoysFC_ Before 50th carling a wa playin like fukin ronaldo balancin tinny on top of hand whilst playin, but thanks boys hope s can make it n wear shirt with pride m dignity my fellow brexiteers
Sick of life, this can of carling only thing getting me through wife's fucked off wi a celtic fan! Me new born son to mrs sisters another fucking ginger twat, n me dog Terrance has done a runner