John

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[John @johnny_bones]

Did I see a food porn ad for McDonald's breakfast? Gross. I guess that's what I get for watching Dateline alone on Friday.

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Cheddar bay biscuits and gravy. The gravy is clam chowder. This is what I do with my days off. https://t.co/kESoLnjfkp

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I can cross 'make a ramen burger' off my list of culinary things to do. https://t.co/Dh2nvNLtqQ

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Celebrating two years with my bae #megajohn @ aster cafe https://t.co/UHXvpnApl3

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The walleye-stuffed mushrooms are the real deal. @ Minnesota State Fair https://t.co/hx8U8AyavH

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I'm going to miss waking up to this. #UOcontest #UOinstaxagram @ Cinque Terre, Italia https://t.co/9BDlJjw3XH

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I ordered the Beefaroni and they brought me fresh crab pasta 😕 @ Trattoria Dal Billy https://t.co/CZMM0rjXCm

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We hiked. It was beautiful. It was hot. It's done. Time for a nap and dinner. @ Manarola, Cinque… https://t.co/v9pPRiYWiZ

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The vacation from the vacation. @ Cinque Terre, Italia https://t.co/5rDfbctGHV

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Obligatory gelato photo @ Edoardo il gelato biologico https://t.co/PX10E8DocT

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Made it to Florence. Knocking the Duomo off my bucket list tomorrow. @ Centro Di Firenze https://t.co/ywxpm7NmEK

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From the balcony of our Airbnb. Venice, you are romantic af. @ Venezia, Italia https://t.co/YCn9dZyfsl

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This was worth the uphill walk/bike ride. I didn't really give a shit about the castle that was… https://t.co/gGhjfW6xUH

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It's called Baumstriezel and I could eat one every day. https://t.co/qvGoXlOi4R

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We're taking advantage of the open container laws. @ River Danube https://t.co/YmLIMNuhUU

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I could get used to Bavarian lunches. @ Historische Wurstkuche Donau Regensburg https://t.co/oDS51zqHoQ

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@gregswan I was so addicted to Reader. Thanks for reminding me of good times.

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Shit's getting real, I'm using both grills #summerofgrilling

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I guarantee the Iowa wedding DJ plays 'Uptown Funk' twice during the reception. Once too early and then at the end of the night.

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I wanted to see more Kentucky fans crying