Johnny Fins

Ray Ray’s Boom Boom Room VIP Officiant since ‘89 AKA: DOCTOR D . I solemnly swear to speak nothing but the troof

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@Matt_Pinner Tithe 10% then straight to da licker sto

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My algorithm ain’t nun but some fat ass mane.

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@AmericaFirsst A Year to…Red Tomatoes

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The year is 2086. I just took my 9 morning pills, lit me a stogey, and turned the Office on. Life is well.

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@greg16676935420 Thank you Greg. All I want are facts in my feed

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@Matt_Pinner Ole gal ain’t using her mouf for nutn

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She make you click through 500 snap stories to see dat ass

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Met a yn named Jumanji today. Say he don’t play no game tho.

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Tiger gone on that Henny

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Tiger can hit that ball straight but can’t drive a car straight

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Make your baguettes softer. Jesus Christ. @panerabread

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@EdKrassen Dumbassenstein

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You tell these women one thing and they will hear something entirely different.

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Why yall be changing yall name on Facebook n shit? Girl I went to school with: “Bre Blu-Ur’Heart Viverette”

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Why these black chicks always be wearing something so confidently with they belly out and flopping.

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This why my insurance be so high bro.

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Yall ladies just wish yall looked as good as them caricatures the GPT be giving yall.

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@WatcherGuru Nor are erections. At some point the fun ends Sherlock

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I just wanted to hop on here and state that the J-E-T-S (Jets) will be cheeks again next season. That is all. Thank you.

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If there is one thing this winter storm has taught me it’s that Peacock is underrated