Johnny Nuckles

Author of the finest Erotica on the planet....not really. Just kinda like writing dirty things down. I also like naps and long walks to the bed.

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@Safe_Haven0419 Go to Starbucks and wait for them to scream for you to pick up your drink. Don't go up so they scream your name again and again. Instant win.

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@Billie_Jean00 I would believe him if he said he didn't.......shit wrong word I meant I wouldn't believe him if he said he didn't. But it was the same thing right just easier to transcribe?

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@chinadollAZ Black for life!

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@LillianBlaire The moment they learn how to open their food container is the moment I am a goner. My oldest lady dubbed the matriarch (she is 17) only purpose in life right now is to meow at me promptly at 4am to feed her and meow at 5pm to feed her again.......

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@heyjacqui_ Hey some people pay good money for that experience.....not that I know or anything.....

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@LillianBlaire My cats hold me hostage constantly they told me if I talk about it they will kill me.....

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@Lisaley First week back after being on vacation for two weeks. I am prepared for all of the bullshit........

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@AmandaElaine_92 It's a eat the plant or be eaten type of world out there.....

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@ErinLea7 Trust me stay in bed

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@LillianBlaire I know it is.

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@LillianBlaire I disagree I would force cuddle him so hard. Haha

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@bluegrasscharm Do it i an telling you best part of my life is having a beard. I mean a penis is cool when you gotta pee outside or wanna pretend you are a helicopter.

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@LillianBlaire Just wanna snuggle the kitty!

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@AmandaElaine_92 Those shoes look awesome. I mean your nails look good too but dem shoes.

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@ErinLea7 Left

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@elizettezamora Enjoy it my wife makes them every major holiday passed down from her mum. Sooooo good

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@LillianBlaire So jelly! I need to make it

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@ErinLea7 One day machines will rise up to attack humans. Furby's will be leading that charge lol

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@elizettezamora https://t.co/WgSs8gK5fR You will thank me I promise