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If you don't like offensive, then don't follow me. Cuz I'm offensive.

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@MTGrepp @MarkHamill You’re using the word literally incorrectly. If literally nobody cared, no one would have liked, commented, shared, or even interacted with this post, INCLUDING yourself. Not one. You’re literally wrong.

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@TomHewston @12nighthorror Star Wars Episode V: the Final Frontier

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@12nighthorror Willy Wonka and the Chamber of Secrets

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@LeftistHank @roastmalone_ Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Man, I’m getting old. Oh well, gonna go knock over the king now.

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@MetalMamaLady How did you know?!

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@evanjstern Where did you get that muppet?! I want one!

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@ShtickInABox @kylekinane He bought that couch? Who does that man?

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@89technical @kylekinane Silver dollar flappies.

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@JewelStaite Once in high school, a cute girl wished me a happy birthday. I panicked and said “thanks, you too!”

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@12nighthorror My son’s birth.

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@Linama_garcia @12nighthorror Fish are friends, not food!

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I don’t think Satan listens to Metal music; too obvious. Personally, I think Satan is a #Swifty.

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@MarkHamill Buddy of mine once asked me what a haiku was. I told him:

It’s five syllables
Then it’s seven syllables
Then another five

He didn’t get it.

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Sorry for the shit tweets lately y’all, my account was hacked.

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@whoinvitedjon

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@12nighthorror You think they named him Loomis to pay homage to Dr. Loomis from Halloween?

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@12nighthorror Not sure… let me scan his face again.

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@kylekinane @Braunger Hahaha.. do you like HALLOWEEEEEEN?