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[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

If I ever find out that anyone is “holding space” for me without my consent it’s on sight

[James B @piercepenniless]

What DNC (& aligned) strategists don't get is that this all flows from actually believing in things, a quality selected against by the national political machine (just like the Labour Party here). You can't turn dead-eyed Speak-Your-Weight candidates into that via media skills.

[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

Desiring this man’s art and Fatman Scoop

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@Weirdreadsemily I got this twice, what does it mean? Should I enter a bodybuilding show?

[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

@shattenstone Goes without saying that this is a much better effort than your colleague's

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@Weirdreadsemily We need a grand unification theory for the incontrovertible truths that a) women aren't interested in things and b) women be shopping

[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

About 8 years from now all the music I liked as a teenager will make it to the top of the nostalgia wheel and I'll be able to get a job as a DJ playing Jamie XX songs at a pizza restaurant

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

The guy who just won the Fields Medal – like a Nobel Prize for mathematics – has a work ethic we should all emulate. Three house of focused work per day based on following his desires at that moment. https://t.co/QYbQjYtgad

[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

This did me in

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You love to see it

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@Abbey_Bender Patrick Scoliotic

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@joshmbyrne @juanmata8 @ManUtd Always surreal when a southern European like Mata or Rafa Benitez falls in love with the rain-blighted North of England. Thank you but why?

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I am unable to attend this meeting as I will be eating a kilogram of cherries

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@MalehamEve https://t.co/s3N8UiqxMX

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@actualllynottay @smallgod_oji @drethemonarch @perupolandml @YaqutAzraq @jtrain56 Lol

[Public Records Sourcerer @drimcalban]

@DavidFutrelle https://t.co/bKu8am5hAI

[midopolitan🐐 @johnny_occiput]

There's genuinely no way out