The Can Man

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@stevectweather 97% of your forecasts are false your account blows my balls!!!!!!!!

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Buying a house this year is one of the dumbest things you can do.

If you borrow, you get destroyed by interest rates. If you pay cash, you underperform for the next 10 years.

You're getting fucked either way.

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@juleneely You’re a dumb fuck

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@PHClapp Shut the fuck up

[Olki @Olking07]

MY FRIEND IS 34 AND HAS A $110K SALARY.

He still can't buy a ⁠house. Not because he has bad credit. Not because he has student loans.

He has $70K saved. He just can't make the monthly payment work.

A $500K house at 7% is roughly $3,327/month before property taxes, insurance and maintenance. Add everything together and you're easily above $4,000.

He makes good money. He's responsible. He's saved for years. And he still feels like homeownership is getting further away.

How did a 6 figure salary become not enough to buy a normal house?

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

Another gun store coming to Monroe CT

FSF TO THE MOON 🚀

[Weather Madness @HenryMargusity]

Coastal Storm Update: Track Shifts Toward Long Island and Southern New England
The biggest forecast change is the northeastward adjustment in the storm track, putting eastern Long Island and southern New England more directly in the path of the strongest conditions.

[ᅠLiam @Lclimateguy]

Gfs is verbatim a Sandy 2.0 type track holy moly 🚨🚨🚨

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@sowMamadoumq0r @UnmaskedIntel @grok Ever heard of D DAY you stupid cocksucker?

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@VerizonSupport Hey joe m service still sucks

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@VerizonSupport are you guys fucking serious with your cell service? And then you have the balls to call me today to offer me an upgrade on my phone? I don’t have any service anywhere I go!!!! Fuck you!!!!!

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@Verizon Okay and what about the fucking cell service everywhere else? Restarting my phone did nothing.

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@VerizonSupport Some customers? Some??!!?!? The service has BEEN SHIT for 6 months and now it’s unbearable. Fix it immediately or I’ll be starting a community page to switch providers!!!!!

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@NUCLRGOLF How unprofessional to say he’s not fond of him. Tough look for Rory

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@HunterBiden Shut up crack head

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Smoking Big Doinks — Young King Dave (2017)

[The Can Man @johnny_trashman]

@HunterBiden Don’t you smoke crack?