John

[John @johnnybaustin]

So I decided to watch Ryuicho Sakamoto’s film Opus where you watch a guy play a piano for 2 hours straight…very beautiful.

[John @johnnybaustin]

#dadgenius?

[John @johnnybaustin]

I needed a cover for my stock tank pool, so leaves don’t drop into it. And then I realized I could buy a trampoline matt the exact same size for less money than a cover. #cowboypool

[John @johnnybaustin]

The vision: an animal trough hot tub cowboy pool buried in my backyard that I can pin the cover over for leaf defense. And then eventually with the addition of some springs…maybe it can someday convert into a trampoline when desired?

[John @johnnybaustin]

@Srirachachau #Apple #VisionPro is gunna make this a reality, in the invisible world of virtualized reality #VR

[John @johnnybaustin]

@mywheelhouseftw All work and no play makes Jack have some fun with memes

[John @johnnybaustin]

@Brandon_Warne Korean mixed rice with meat and assorted vegetables. Bibimbap de doo doo dooo Bibimpap…. Could’ve Been Me

[John @johnnybaustin]

‘Apple Intelligence will understand my personal context’ seems like a great idea. #wwdc #wwdc24

[John @johnnybaustin]

I think ‘Mike’ is not real. The theory is that they are actually AI generated. That will be the big reveal during the ‘one more thing’ #wwdc

[John @johnnybaustin]

I think someone gave these dorks too much money. The intro sort of jumps the shark a bit. At least for me. #wwdc

[John @johnnybaustin]

‘The Book of Clarence’ meets ‘The Terminator’ meets ‘Back to the Future’- but a comedy…

[John @johnnybaustin]

Dating apps, amirite?

[John @johnnybaustin]

The deep state is more powerful than I thought, I really didn't think they could influence the weather in this way, until today...

[John @johnnybaustin]

Governments are evil when my party isn't in power, and they are the real reason behind all of the things I experience as 'problems' - some so-called farmers think 'rain' is actually a good thing. But these 'farmers' have never tried to electrolysis their backyard stock tank pool

[John @johnnybaustin]

I know 'rain' is fake news from the liberal government that is just trying to make me not-believe in electrolysis science because it's actually witchcraft, but this 'rain' still makes it difficult to be Brewster Nye the Science Guy

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[John @johnnybaustin]

@AARONHALE It’s long. A feature. I’m not gonna make this one short. Maybe I gotta make a short one to get noticed. The one I need to make is about 2 hours. It could go on #appletv. But I’d have to rework it. The one I need to make I have to fully control tho. Can’t let someone mess with it

[John @johnnybaustin]

@shannonandswift Screenplay = done. I may need names if I can ever give you money for your help. DM me. I’m going to make it someday, #thankyou. I’d like a bigger yard
video names
#thelivelongjune
:alternates:
EAST.12.
EAST(period)12(period)
so many johnnies
all da white horses ride on 2 wheels

[John @johnnybaustin]

@shannonandswift This is super helpful feedback, thank you! I have a tiny account that no one follows it so its kind of nice. I think I’ll take a playbook from my job & create a speakeasy slack where likeminded performing artists can join & semi-anonymously help each other. $ may keep it real