Johnny Hazard

Illustrator, cartoonist, professional tattoo artist, comedy nerd. Wild and crazy guy... who mostly stays indoors. Yep, it’s my real name.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

I love Bill Burr….every single word….not a single lie detected�

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@mahlanah You have deprived us of your doodles for too long!!

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@mahlanah Awww, cuties!!

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@mahlanah I’m jealous of y’all folks with full heads of hair. It looks like so much fun 🤩🙌

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@mahlanah I scream in my car all the time 😅

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@ThatEricAlper Buckaroo Banzai.
The Last Starfighter.

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@EliotJacobson

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

a Zionist asks Chomsky what he thinks about the statement that Israel should not exist, and whether he is horrified by it and thinks it's anti-Semitic and genocidal.

He responds: "Actually, I agree with that." And adds that Zionists are the actual genocidal ones.

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@muoi_art This is dope!!

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I’ve played Gentleman Broncos every day at work for two weeks straight now, and it’s become one of my favorite films ever.

[Kevin McShane @kmcshane]

This is, pound for pound, one of the greatest single panel comics of all time

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@mahlanah Hoppy Birthday! 🥳🥳🥳

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@ThatEricAlper Freedom - Rage Against the Machine

https://t.co/mAEnLcEh2s

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It always bugged me when the teacher would mark my test with question marks. ❓❓❓
Like, don’t play dumb with me. You know that I know you’re “smarter” than me. You have the answer sheet there with you. Don’t be coy…
Or maybe just admit I’m as good at riddles as you are.

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Random thought while driving to work today:
Life is not one size fits all.

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@mahlanah I dig it!

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@TacosIncognito 🤣🤣🤣

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@EliotJacobson I’ve been calling it “doubling down on stupid”.

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@TacosIncognito Did someone say, “Jump Around?”…
Because I came to get down.