Johnny Big nuts

your bird loves my nob

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Dobby was probably tight as fuck lowkey I’d have never set him free

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Can I bum a cig please bro I haven’t paid my Microsoft Vape subscription and they turned it off

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@Lord_Sugar @normal_ballerz Shut it Alan

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@Lord_Sugar U thick twat

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I’m playing five a side with ant & dec and dec keeps trying to do a rainbow flick and giving the ball away it’s pissing me off

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I’ve farted my pants

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I would draft dodge in any war but I would take a bullet for og anunoby

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Deuce McBride

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Baby shoes for sale. Baby too fat

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Really enjoying having this cake I’m really excited to eat it as well

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How do I stop getting emails

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I’m eating sandwich with the lights real low in the middle of the afternoon. Wiping my hands on the curtains

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I don’t like apps

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Me and bro when they bring out the coleslaw:

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@JDVance You are a disgusting little worm

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@JDVance Shawty you are absolute vermin

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Rebound Bosch back out to Allen

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Super stoked to see Christopher Nolan’s take on Homer I hope he does Family Guy next

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Bitch we didn’t dry hump I came twice

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My dads last words were

If you do that one more time kid I’ll fucking kill myself.