Johnny Bow

I'm funny sometimes.

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The fact that it was only bottles and masonry thrown at the police last night just shows you how the price of petrol has gone too far

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Probably more accurate for @realDonaldTrump

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K Pop Belfast Ma's are as raging as the time Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor went to see New Kids on the Block

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Donald Trump being presented with a trophy of a minor..

No surprise there

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Watching the Winter Olympics

It's great to see Americans going up against ICE and coming out on top

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If any newspapers want to buy some headlines off me, they're £20 each. Please see below.

Pedo Mandelson
Peter Scandal-son
Pedo Scandal-son

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I have a friend who transitioned at the start of January

New Year, Naomi

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Spoiler for tonight
#TraitorsUK

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First Nicolás Maduro, now Ruben Amorim, no one is safe these days.

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At least this time we don't have to question the age of the stripper.

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I hope they play Simply The Bestos

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"Donald Trump rejects intelligence"

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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It's bad enough Coca-Cola are doing the name thing again, but now M&S are getting involved.

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Apparently the final straw for Trump was when Elon Musk removed him from his top friends on Bebo

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This feels like if the Make-A-Wish Foundation did European cup finals.

#EuropaLeague

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I get why Donald Trump’s so obsessed with tariffs..

O2’s been charging me one for 15 years and it’s never once been fair or reciprocal.

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RIP George Foreman

Apparently death was offered to Hulk Hogan first but he turned it down

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Conor McGregor representing Ireland is like Prince Andrew representing the NSPCC

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Donald Trump has stopped sending intelligence to Ukraine.

If only someone could start sending intelligence to Donald Trump.

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Making jokes about someone's son is completely Barlow the belt.