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[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@Nwill79 @overtime Not sure if it was intentional to cut out Karl Malone but good on you sir

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@Mike_kim714 129

[Skoog @Skoog]

me when my mexican girlfriend brings me along to watch the game tonight:

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@OhioTate Crazy how Tate became a household name through the keegs drama. Took over after dark when Jerry was done, documents mintzy, Vegas, documents J Will, hit after hit after hit guy can’t miss

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@OhioTate Hasta la bye bye meek

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

The most rushing yards by a QB in college football history is Khalil Tate of Arizona!

He ran for 327 yards against Colorado in 2017. He did it on just 14 carries averaging 23.4 yards per rush and had 4 rushing touchdowns in a 45-42 win.

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@TourJunkiesPat What’s crazy is I met Riggs at a bar and he was nothing but stand up, asked for my name we talked for a couple of minutes took a photo said it was a pleasure repeated my name .. PR trained to say the least

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@TomScibelli @DonnieDoesWorld goes on a tequila tour after he saves a flight… what’s the Pepcid equivalent ?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Signaling to the waiter to get me another beer while my girl tells me about a monkey being friends with a stuffed animal

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@Rob_In_Iowa @jmwall24 @GolfDigest From the reds with Bryson lol

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@cafedujord The farmers market out front is so sketchy… nearly cut my hand on a rose thorn.. lucky to be alive!

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@ohiotate Big J journalism by you Tate! I was waiting for a mention of this !

[Arizona Football @ArizonaFBall]

it's home.

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@gobinoob_ @didepancangkir Got this laptop and 2 months later boom

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@JeffDLowe I agree, but as the number 3 team in the country at home 7.5 favorites it’s a tough look saying you lost to the number 4 team in the country. Sounds like you were ranked 15th or 20

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@BarstoolNate First Kimmel now Fallon … bring back Conan

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@BarstoolBigCat How many tickets would you say you bought yesterday ? (For science)

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@TJHitchings TJ, gotta disagree with you here. my man there is nothing better than waking up with a slight hangover grabbing a breakfast burrito watching the first games then heading to the bars around noon knowing you have 7+ more hours of games to watch.

[john smith @johnnyboy2299]

@Se7enEvilMuffin Cry more