Johnny Buenz’s Burner

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[Johnny Buenz’s Burner @johnnybuenz]

Just passed the Buckle challenge at the coral ridge mall.

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How about you stop drinking Mr. Pibb’s with all the libs and come drink some Dr. Pepper with a real stepper

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#packpix

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My friend Scott had a great Black out Wednesday!

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#fightforiowa

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“Let’s get some puss tonight boys, lulu and cabell’s”. Shrink the game. Zero Peter Millar wtf. Probably all wearing mediums too. #GetLarge

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“Kibble on the rocks. Make it 2 actually” #shrink #the #game

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Las Vegas is cool @SteppaHawk303

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@SteppaHawk303 Did you get horny while applying? Just threw a handful on to fix my ass itch (so bad) and I have been drunk texting everyone I have on my phone. #horny

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@SteppaHawk303 Mr. Evergreen, how do I stop itching my butt?! Every night I go to bed with an itchy butt and wake up with a stinky finger😷? I know you struggled with this recently, so what should I do? I’ve already tried jock itch cream (and spray) and nothing helps.

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@SteppaHawk303 Salted or unsalted butter?

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I can’t stop thinking about big poops. I’m having trouble even pooping now bc I’m thinking too much about it and it’s stressing me out

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@BarstoolUIowa Iowa Do more fields goals and tuchdown than Ohio state does touchdowns and field goals

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@stArchiLdpoet @SteppaHawk303 @NFL @FedEx Still disrespectful. He’s litterally the best. Why would u put him at #5. Actually makes no sense😂 NFL is biased against MN

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@SteppaHawk303 @NFL @FedEx Putting JJ at the 5 is so disrespectful, he’s literally #1 WR in the league🤦🏼‍♂️

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Iowa City. Forever

#IowaCityBCT

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@Abrey_4 @vikingzfanpage This is a super hot take🔥🔥🔥😂

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#IowaCityBCT

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