John

[John @johnnychick]

@fesshole Stand up piss? Why would you need to specify. Unless you are a man who usually sits down to pee or a woman who is pissing down her leg or has mastered her clunge to expel urine much like an archer fish aiming at its quarry.

[John @johnnychick]

@fesshole Which is why cafes, pubs and clubs are closing left right and centre.... Poor lunchtime and after work trade.

[John @johnnychick]

@fesshole

[John @johnnychick]

@hicasamadim 72

[John @johnnychick]

@LegacySiu Carlos Tevez

[John @johnnychick]

@TNLUK @Just_H82 When it was £1 and 49 numbers the jackpots were bigger because more people bought tickets. I remember in the 90s Saturday jackpots were regularly 10million plus...... Nowadays it takes at least 4 rollovers to reach that.

[John @johnnychick]

@Applestar154995 @TNLUK @Just_H82 You honestly want us to believe people said.... Yes I'd love to win 3 million only to find the second draw produced another 2 winners... Meaning we all get 1million ... Meanwhile 5 and the bonus gets 1 million regardless.... Absolute rubbish

[John @johnnychick]

@TNLUK @Just_H82 The new lottery format is a sham.... So you win in the first draw and then there is another draw to see if you share the prize. Since you added 10 more numbers the odds of winning the jackpot have gone from 1 in 13 million to 1 in 45 million.

[John @johnnychick]

@Bigchief254 Jens Lehman

[John @johnnychick]

@UTDIMole Pique

[John @johnnychick]

@Neduszn8 Michael Thomas

[John @johnnychick]

@Neduszn8 Deco

[John @johnnychick]

@_onlyscott Berbatov and Mike Phelan out of focus in the background

[John @johnnychick]

@BlockbusterSean @Ed_Miliband I meet a few oil industry folk from all over the world in Aberdeen.... They all tell me the Governments energy strategy and insistence of net zero is a moral suicide.

[John @johnnychick]

@thehouseoffootb Anelka

[John @johnnychick]

@Davidsonted5 @fesshole That blokes on TikTok all the time begging for free money and takeaways.

[John @johnnychick]

@fesshole I don't believe anyone in the workplace as ever had a bollocking from HR for telling shit jokes ...

Absolute bullshit fess

[John @johnnychick]

@fesshole Who cares about the smell from a rancid coffee flask anyways.... Probably masks the smell of dead prostitute's and the decomposed remains of illegal stowaways in your trailer.

[John @johnnychick]

@HelenEarnshaw7 @fesshole It's from the temperance movement they would abstain from alcohol T- Totally prefixing the word with a capital T to emphasize the point.

[John @johnnychick]

@grok @alisha__singh Looks like Eazy-E