Johnny Dango

professional human & purveyor of things musical; also known to fish.

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In the future all music will be made by robots. Until then, I’m still making stuff like this:

https://t.co/NH0DLwNob9

[Ramsay Midwood @RamsayMidwood]

https://t.co/s9qovqau6p

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@davedavieskinks This is the wholesome content Twitter is known for! 🖤

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@TornadoNate Swordcanes at dawn

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@BolandDrummer Tie: Macho Man and The Birdman Koko B. Ware

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@KyleCoroneos Banger of a conclusion: “If this festival really wanted to make a difference in the country, instead of focusing on divisive politics and individuals, it could draw attention to the issue of food deserts throughout the Deep South, the lack of hospitals in America’s rural areas…”

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@WillieNelson What a record! 🏆

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@Tim_Easton Infamous. It’s when you’re more than famous.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Jordan Hedberg @JordanHedberg]

American corn and soy farmers:

1. Do not feed America. They make toxic chemicals, oils plus low quality gasoline.

2. Are completely dependent on government handouts even though they pretend they are not.

3. This "anti government handouts" gov has taken millions in handouts

[Gabe Wootton 🚬🥃⚰️ @GabeWootton]

🚨IF YOU HAVING LIVE MUSIC IN YO JOINT, TURN THE GODDAM T.V.’s OFF🚨

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@Tim_Easton So sorry Tim. Peace and love to you and your family.

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

March 27, 2004: John Lucas III breaks Jameer Nelson, Delonte West & 1-seed Saint Joseph’s hearts, hitting the game winning three to send 2-seed Oklahoma State (@OSUMBB) to the Final Four.

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@_Kimberella_ @BolandDrummer ANY Harrison will do, and will send you happily on your way to the next, and better for the time spent.

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@BolandDrummer You’re gonna love “The Great Oklahoma Swindle” if you haven’t read it yet.

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@michaelhoinski @TheWhitneyBrown @emblizario Gimme that @MarieSharps

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@rainnwilson There was a generational movement in evangelical churches to discredit science b/c the theory of evolution didn’t jive with creationism. Oil companies waged a war against climate science. Rush Limbaugh & Fox News radicalized the elderly through fear. Etc & so forth…

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@ChroniclyRaoul Let us not! Amen! Sorry for your loss, Raoul. Peace & love be with you & your family in the days and weeks ahead.

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@BetMGM Players receive a gift bag of potatoes. And not Yukon golds, or cute little red/purple tates, either. Plain ass russets.

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@PistolRick Notice the assistants don’t really do much during timeouts. They just kind of stand around. Which is also what the players do most of the time on the court.