Johnny Chess

Currently bouncing around asean and east asia

[Johnny Chess @JohnnyDChess]

For media check out my instagram @johnnydchess

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Johnny Chess @JohnnyDChess]

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

My brother the BRAZILIANS are in town

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I gave Brunson a ton of shit for that paycut but a $50 million dollar bet to become an actual god in New York City is a pretty solid ROI.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

nenhum famoso de hj em dia aguentaria um dia sendo Britney Spears em 2007

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

0.3% of the water consumed by US golf courses last year

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[hueys evil twin @munchgod3000]

Bro buying pussy but his son gotta work a dollar

[Magic World @sedlr_]

Los judíos no donan la piel y los órganos porque su religión lo prohibe, pero Israel tiene el mayor banco de piel y de órganos del mundo. 2+2=4

[deryk @derapy_]

being awarded this way for whooping someone who asked for it is genuinely hilarious tbf

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[Marg Bar AmriKKKa 🇵🇸🪂🔻☭ @notronmexicuh]

Not a single Slavic person built this

[Dr. StormyWaters @NormanDodd_knew]

I’ve got nothing lol. Like what can you even say at this point.

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

IM SO TIRED OF NIGGAS OVER 32 ACTING LIKE THEY HATE LYRICAL RAP TO FIT IN WITH THE YOUNGINS LOL

[Clem @TheClemReport]

Wemby about to meet the real Shaolin monks

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[🇯🇲7hanos876🇯🇲 @thanos876]

What’s the saying, “A Chrysler 300C looks like a Rolls Royce until a real Rolls Royce turns up”

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Good time to be reminded that rich Westerners paid to be able to shoot at Muslims in Bosnia.