Johnny Ferris

I'm an ultracrepidarian.

Shrek 2 is the best Shrek, and one of the greatest movies ever made.

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

Last night, Ukraine 🇺🇦 sent HUNDREDS of high-explosive, long-range drones into russia 🇷🇺.

You know the difference when we do it versus them?

We do it to end the war. We hit STRATEGIC MILITARY targets, not churches, not maternity wards, not kids.

Support Ukraine, not orcs.

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

EU Referendum Voting Intention:

Rejoin: 63%
Stay Out: 37%

Via @Survation, 19 May - 1 Jun.

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@PolitlcsGlobal Oh do another referendum ffs.

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@theiaincameron Best one yet.

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@theiaincameron Egypt has pyramids and new zealand has volcanoes. They're basically the same thing.

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

Good news! After decades of ignoring rampant environmental crime on the Roding, @EnvAgency has finally decided to act.

Bad news! It’s not against Thames Water for illegally dumping billions of litres of sewage in the Roding, or the waste criminals who have dumped thousands of tonnes of rubbish on its banks, but against myself & a small volunteer charity for… restoring a river without a permit!

Within a week of the magnificent work of River Roding Trust volunteers completing the arduous work of restoring 250 metres of the Aldersbrook this winter, EA investigators had been down to the site and rattled off a letter threatening us with prosecution for doing the work without a permit. This is despite the fact that the Trust have repeatedly asked the EA to do this vital work on the Aldersbrook themselves & they have refused. It is also despite the fact that they have not investigated the huge illegal sewage outlet on the Cranbrook a few hundred metres away, which illegally discharges 750,000,000 litres of raw sewage straight into the River Roding every year.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

is mamdani just a really good politician or are all other politicians simply comically evil?

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

EVERY COUNTRY HERE IN EUROPE SHOULD DO THE SAME ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@theiaincameron Fantastic

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@fxgst @_ZachGriff @Qantas Because the world isn't flat. You're looking at a straight line on a curved surface projected onto a flat image.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Iran v New Zealand is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries are the sole wild home of a globally recognisable animal.

Iran has the last Asiatic cheetahs. New Zealand has the kiwi.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@theiaincameron I reckon it's to do with the local cuisine. Maybe coz the rest of spain doesn't have those custard tarts? I believe they're actually called "Brazilian custard tarts".

[Johnny Ferris @johnnyferris]

@theiaincameron This might be the greatest world cup account ever.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Later this afternoon and through the night we may see severe thunderstorms across New York City.

If storms hit, go inside. Stay out of heavy rain and strong winds that could down trees or power lines.

Stay vigilant for any flooding, especially if you live in a basement apartment or coastal community.

Exercise caution while traveling and use public transit where possible. Never walk or drive through floodwaters.

As always, look out for your neighbors.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

This is spot on 👍