Johnny “Paycheck” Garfunkel

Texas state 94’ | Divorced dad of 5 | Sauter Grill Enthusiast | Both a Deadhead and Spreadhead | Always up for a jam | #myexwifestillhoes #canchuckdieforcash

[Johnny “Paycheck” Garfunkel @johnnygarfunkel]

Minus the and1 shorts, this guy is white

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I fuck with grocery stores heavy people just pull up and get what they need type shit #gettingshittakencareof

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Heard this didn’t go well Willy. Let’s turn those into Franklins next time #imdown5k

[Willy “Wheels” Birds @WillyWindsbur]

About to clock in for poker night #wishmeluck

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I don’t want to see this on anyone’s shirts unless they are willing to die for this shit. #respectthewhale #fuckme

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I mean just look at this picture. If I’ve ever heard of a contraption this is definitely one. The single “furnace” with double inceptions. #tcarl #firefurnace

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Still wearing flops is early January #bullshit

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Interesting piece of meat right here plus a tater. We’re potatoes meant to be eaten like an apple. All these washed and evolved motherfuckers cut it and through shitty condiments in it. #lame

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Love it Joe. Love it. #canchuckdie

[Joesburner @Joesburner71331]

Shout to the gang, just chillin and shit. @johnnygarfunkel

[Johnny “Paycheck” Garfunkel @johnnygarfunkel]

#doxxed

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Now just seeing this Henry, but you spoke too soon mother fucker. It’s the end of December and I can’t even wear a fucking vest. #guesswinterdoesntmeancold #texasheatbeatdown

[Joesburner @Joesburner71331]

Still wearing flops in December. #bullshit

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This is an excellent twist. Let’s graduate lime from Mexican beers and start hucking them on my USA boys.

[Joesburner @Joesburner71331]

Is lime in a miller absurd?

[Johnny “Paycheck” Garfunkel @johnnygarfunkel]

Spanish flower mid am beatdown. Glad our boys are wearing Millar, attracting a lot of the female race and money race if you’re picking up what I’m putting down. But this could very well turn into a #dox #slamminmexicans

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