Johnny Gonzo

Queen City, Ohio by way of Louisville. Louisville City FC Supporter. UDayton Alum. Cincinnati Opera subscriber. No real personality to speak of.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

There are uncountable saints who chose to be tortured to death rather than do what Hannity just did for his master

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@918brigade @usopencup First thing I saw too. Every year we see the same stuff about how important it is that everything be arranged geographically, unless it isn't.

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@TySpalding Fru getting caught out hedging the screen while we give up an easy one under the rim is such an easy thing for any team playing against Louisville all year.

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@VyrntTelecm @CNLiberalism He won election as governor twice. And it’s shaping up to be a rematch against Daniel Cameron, who he just beat, and it will be the 2026 midterm election. As good an opportunity as there will be for a long time to get a democrat back in the senate from Kentucky.

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@BiggestBiscuit It references the remaining game against SMU being an opportunity. There is only the one scheduled. This was clearly written before yesterday’s games and never updated before posting.

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@Noahpinion Congress has gradually ceded ever more power to the executive rather than do actual work and they’ve done it for a half century now. Part of it is the filibuster (no party actually has to pass what they promise and live with the consequences electorally) but it’s a choice.

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@gspence1 @Vikings He’s had other duds this year that the defense bailed him out of. I don’t think the talk of bringing him back was real anywhere but online.

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

Anna DeBeer's ankle now joins the U of L athletics "what if" Hall of Fame along with Michael Bush's leg, Terry Howard's free-throw, William Gay's offsides penalty and the no foul call on Myisha Hines-Allen.

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@loucityfc Thurby for a intrastate rivalry game is absolutely deranged.

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@ChrisCinciBiz I’ve got some real questions for the folks that decided a decade ago to sell their own land out from under themselves.

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@bbqbobs @stephen_neukam I mean, not really even close to the worst. The Democratic Party has been around for nearly 200 years. Lot of dirtbags in those decades.

[Derek Krissoff @DerekKrissoff]

Why don’t college students read books? Maybe it’s because their universities are celebrating AI-generated course materials instead of actual books by actual people that might actually be worth reading.

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@JoePompliano The last private equity guy leaving Louisville in 2039 with the Johnny Unitas statue .

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@Matt_McGavic I don’t think he meant to do it, but the wrap up brought the qb toward him. Still can’t do that knowing that the player is wrapped up.

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@DCFromTheVille Easiest call in the world. Boxing has been dead for years, but this was even worse than the MacGregor charade.

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@failedtomenace Well yeah, because that’s not a racehorse, that there’s a Houyhnhnm.

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@J_Ma11ory @CardChronicle @JonathanPMeador This is a stupid funding mechanism for that goal. When they passed this crap in Ohio, all the private schools either raised tuition or cut existing financial aid in correspondence with the voucher amount.

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@courierjournal @tkonz We have vouchers in Ohio. They’re a profoundly stupid method of funding education. The private schools here just raised tuition or slashed existing financial aid programs to correspond to the voucher amount. If you want to cut taxes, then do it, but this is silly.

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@sarahkendzior Was not expecting a Louvin Brothers album cover in my feed this morning. Greatest harmonizers in country music history. Fantastic.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is what a 15 foot hurricane storm surge looks like. It's terrifying. 🤯