Johnny Jazz Hands

i put the ayeee in divorcayeeeeee. Shut Your Fucking Face And Listen. cash app: $johnnyhatchback

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It's not climate change, it's just slowly becoming hell.

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@DNVR_Nuggets Need a score first bench player to get 12-15 a night. When jokic off the floor you have a different game plan... Either lock down defense or all scoring. Currently the bench looks like a pickup game with random strangers who've never met. Need one guy to takeover.

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@denvermayor Jokic 40/40 season. 40 points 40 minutes.

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Breakfast club on a trump commercial, we are cooked.

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The slowest dumpster fire. #MyXAnniversary

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@Stocktwits Should have been investing 10g instead of being a newborn. SMH.

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New proxy war just dropped.

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@DelLeFevre 😭😭😭

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Rest in peace to a legend.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Basketball Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo has passed away at 58 years old due to brain cancer.

[The Associated Press @AP]

On July 25, 1972, the notorious Tuskegee syphilis experiment came to light.

Read more about what happened on this date: https://t.co/piTTwnF9s8

[Dan Cleary🛸 @DanCleary79]

Cal Quantrill said “you jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck” to Reese McGuire. #RedSox #Rockies That caused the benches to clear.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011.

According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.

[Ben Jones @BW_Jones]

This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.

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@CaesarsSports I had to face Roy Halladay in tryouts my freshman year. I fouled one into the parking lot and I was strutting around like it was a Homer. At least made him laugh a little.

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Linux people today:

[Steven Greenstreet @MiddleOfMayhem]

We're almost there, folks.

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When you say something to your crush and they reply, 'thanks friend!'

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

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When you get railed on mushrooms call that a psilosybian.

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Need to check Melania bank account for any recent large withdrawals...

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Oh fuck. RIP.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Shannen Doherty, the actress known for her roles in “Beverly Hills, 90210” and “Charmed,” has died of breast cancer at 53. https://t.co/wvceQqa71R