Dylan Alex

If you cheat may you cheat death. If you steal may you steal a women's heart. If you fight may you fight for a brother. And if you drink may you drink with me

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@melii_cruz @jennyismetal_x got a great laugh out of that! I miss it

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@jennyismetal_x

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@melii_cruz @AlisaBarac @aliciaoxoxo sign me up lol

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Live your life at express

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Supppppp homies

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I like eggs

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ExpressRules

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@justinabss bounce back with another bury!

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@DetroitRedWings bring on the ducks!!!!! 22 years straight thank you boys, you are the best!!!!!

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@aliciaoxoxo does this count as our retirement party tonight lol

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@ShitLiquorSays according to chemistry; alcohol is a solution

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Tigers new rival @danac_xo

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@danac_xo you are no tiger woods yet!

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"@neverknownfacts: Last year, the most sold item for Walmart was bananas."@danac_xo

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@DugganBob there are now hockey fans that cheer for the sabres Bob you better lol

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"@ithinkthatway: Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant." @AlisaBarac this made me think of you lol

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"@neverknownfacts: A panda poops more than 40 times per day." @melii_cruz

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@danac_xo