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Canadian concertmaster now rawking in the USA // I have perfect pitch & too many interests // Husband // #dadlife // #ENFP

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@travisakers I thought the Tate bros were British, why does he talk like a hillbilly? 🤔

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@fox5dc yoooo, what happened to the 0% chance of rain at first pitch and 7th inning stretch?? 🤔🤣 j/k, we thought it was hilarious that you were so specific on TV

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Said it once…and we’ll say it again 🇺🇸

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@SimoneBett Out of curiosity, I was told many times that the B looking letter is pronounced ss so is fuBball=foosball?

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@minakimes Would you rather tackle 20 8-year old Derrick Henrys or 1 Derrick Henry sized 8-year old?

[Kyle S @KyleSkey]

Is this the first documented case of humans enjoying themselves at a Mets game?

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Lionel Messi World Cup Hat Tricks before joining MLS: 0

Lionel Messi World Cup Hat Tricks since joining MLS: 1

Seems pretty obvious the USA is where you go if you want to get better at soccer

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@FBAwayDays 250 years later and England is still pissing off Bostonians 😬

[Ben Steiner @BenSteiner00]

The #CanMNT play Qatar at BC Place on Thursday — but the Canadian geese have started their march to the match early.

Vancouver showing off, as usual.

🦆🍁⚽️

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@Sportsnet

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@TacticalSwede @mrSatias @Rainmaker1973

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@MerriamWebster Peat & Repeat are on a boat. Peat falls off, who’s left?

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@ChristomSimet @InesBetancur1 Right? If I see a horse bucking, I’m running, I’m definitely NOT standing directly behind it and continue to antagonize it! 🤦‍♂️

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.