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Canadian concertmaster now rawking in the USA // I have perfect pitch & too many interests // Husband // #dadlife // #ENFP

[Kraken the Book Witch 📚🧙🏻‍♀️ @VictoriaNoir89]

What a fucking asshole. I'd beat his ass in the locker room.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@singletary @yvanachiha @Technovangelist @Airbnb Exactly, hotels tell me all the time I can’t get early check-in (or late check-out), it’s not like this is new. You can always offer to hold their bags in the rental, I’d guess that’s what vast majority of early check-ins want so they can go explore their surroundings.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@anubisvel @MerriamWebster

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[Matt Larkin @MLarkinHockey]

The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series, their bat boy was a kid named Bill Zito, who now has two Stanley Cup rings as Florida Panthers GM.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jayden Daniels thought the clock would stop at 5 seconds out of respect for him

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts what is going on with your app? I booked travel for Thanksgiving and the app says my reservation is no longer available and I’m unable to switch our (auto-assigned) seats so that I can sit next to my kids!

[Luiz Carlos Largo @LARGOESPN]

Gol absurdo no futebol feminino mexicano. Nunca tinha visto um gol assim.

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[alexei @alexeixbt]

he literally explained ADHD in 35 seconds:

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@AzeliaPowers @TimesSwift He has 4 daughters, one of them is probably a Swiftie 🤷‍♂️

[stella @p1nkflood]

you have to unmute this

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

8-10 year olds are amusing, they watched that Kia commercial with the buildings lighting up like an 80s EQ and one of them said why would you do that, those poor people might be trying to sleep! 😂

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 @JohnnyK]

@WXMolly @JimCantore 1890 significant inventions/events: Yosemite National Park, Sherman Antitrust Act, punch card tabulation for census (later became IBM), precut cardboard box (Amazon loves this), first EV, first airlock, first ⚡️🪑☠️ (😱)

[National Air and Space Museum @airandspace]

A Lockheed F-117A Nighthawk stealth fighter is joining the National Air and Space Museum collection. The F-117 is the world’s first true operational stealth combat aircraft.

Transferred from the U.S. Air Force and prepared for public display by Lockheed Martin Skunk Works, our F-117 will make its debut at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center in late October. Learn more: https://t.co/pBhIlsjiqp

[Dana Milbank @Milbank]

I’m one of at least 28 former Washington Post journalists who have joined the @washingtonsun, which launched this morning. Paul Kane, Jeff Stein, Tom Sietsema and many other names will be familiar to Post readers —and we’ve got the Capital Weather Gang. Join us! https://t.co/qK806amX3p

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[Matt Macauley @VisualAlgebra]

My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name.

“You know Dolly Parton?”

In the sweetest timid voice, she replied:

“Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.”

🥹😢😭