Jahnay

he/him

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

@l3d1c The other part of it is there's like a bunch of match balls all around the pitch so the sensors on all of them would have to be calibrated accurately.

[Conor Williams @sadfilmcritic]

At Union Sq station, someone graffitied the station sign to say “Union Squarepants,” but then realized it was a memorial wall and wrote “I’m sorry, I will never forget.”

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

@edoweb3 @Polymarket I mean it's a relatively small bet on Cape Verde compared to some of his others tbf

[LeBron James @KingJames]

No, THANK YOU! Truly a honor to wear the 💜💛 while trying to continuing the greatness & legacies that came before me! Hope I made a few proud during my stint. 🙏🏾🫡👑

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

@RichStapless Marion would fit great with Luka!

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

That's me, big Aflac fan right here. 🦆

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus."

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

@LauraJedeed Thank you for this thread. As a UFC fan this is as embarrassing as I expected. Tbh this is exactly what today's America deserves.

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

I'm glad if we're gonna embarrass America we are doing it right!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

This morning at the White House...

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

😆

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

NBA reffing and reviews coupled with Dolan's bullshit antics is really ruining these Finals.

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

NBA reffing and reviews coupled with Dolan's bullshit antics is really ruining these Finals.

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

I was more uncomfortable watching Obsession than I was having my proximal humerus fracture surgery.

[Jahnay @johnnykuo]

Oh I'm an interesting case!

Turns out you never want to be the interesting patient.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.