John Mark Owens

#wip from the burbs to the hood. #protohipster #withoutthehip #girldad #newmodelsofmasculinity

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@FlintDibble You’re wrong about 3rd wave coffee. It’s west coast all day.

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@tugce190333 68 for those who can’t count

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@Acyn Newsom/Biden 2028

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Mexico has one now

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This is a bullet train in the 17th ranked gdp country. California can’t have this. Neither can Canada, Brazil, Australia, or Mexico. Why?

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Americans are finally catching up to Asia

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Taking Boomer advice to heart. Meals for a family of 6 for the next month. Under ten bucks!

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@vocaltest I used to get these 350 mg brownies at the trap dispensary in Boyle Heights that were good for a train ride to Santa Monica and back

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@ImCordellTaylor @Nezzzooo I worked on 1 and 2 and we all called it GTB

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@idcboutusers0 @spiroferrer 15 years of steam wand burns on my forearms would disagree

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@dilanesper I saw it in 79. San Bernardino

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@McFranchisee That graveyard shift is horrible but also one of the lost important

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@LauraLoomer You nasty

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@Hitchslap1 Half these words are derived from Latin, Greek, or are just French. Capon

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@SDandy20055 @Millerita You couldn’t walk on the sidewalk on Wilcox from Hollywood to Sunset in 1991. Then they built the subway, got neighborhood security color shirts, pushed it all to Skid Row but it’s overpriced now so they settle in where they can. It’s the suburbanization of homelessness

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@McFranchisee My drink had like 700-900 mg of caffeine. Pretty much illegal to serve to the public. McD’s beverages clear anything the Bucks makes. I was trained by one of the McCafe menu designers

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@Bigmuskyt @Cheeze_Coolman @ii_analyze The rest of the world loves chicken thighs and pork loin

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@ii_analyze Maybe 3 bucks with lazy sourcing

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@ii_analyze This is actually the plan. If you air fry the chicken, everything else can go in the rice cooker

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@flaquaticfan I BET YOU HAVE KIDNEY STONES

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@GustavoArellano I will have jack tacos the last week of my life. 2 packets of hot sauce and dipped in ranch