Johnny La Pasta

Movement & Mindfulness Instructor. Writer & Speaker. Humanitarian & Spiritualist. Passionate Pisces.

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@dfdfdsaw Gimme More. It slaps so hard.

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@mattxiv I once interviewed with New York Post to write a weekly spirituality/mindfulness column. In the 1st interview I immediately knew that the company and I were not a match. I stupidly didn’t know who they were before, but they showed me within 5 minutes. Needless to say, I declined.

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@PopBase They should make out.

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Keep sharing your Health Insurance horror stories. We need more and more people to see the corruption that is the private healthcare industry in the US. We need people to realize that healthcare is a human right and that access to it is a marker of a truly a successful society.

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This is movie is writing itself. We are so unserious.

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We must embrace and face the fullness and complexities of these times. In so doing, we empower ourselves to participate in the transformation currently taking place on our planet and play a role in guiding it towards a higher timeline and better future.

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Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘A Nonsense Christmas Special’ is proof that we have entered a new golden age of pop. The music, the aesthetics, the vibes. It’s all there.

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I finished Christmas shopping! 🙏🏼🎄🎁

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We live in a society rooted in a collective scarcity mindset and fueled by an overwhelming desire to individually achieve unrealistically unlimited excess. But what if we lived in a society rooted in an assured abundance mindset that was fueled to achieve a shared enoughness?

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@beforethefevers OMG sooo true

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Essentially my #SpotifyWrapped called me gay.

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Algorithm: Please connect me with literary agents and publishers interested in non-fiction and new authors! 🙏🏼

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Life is not about accumulating things. It is about accumulating AND sharing experiences, lessons, and love.

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You can indulge and feast sometimes. You don't need to feel guilty about it, you don't need to 'earn it' by working out extra hard or starving yourself before, and you don't need to 'detox' after. Humans are meant to feast from time-to-time. You will be just fine. Mangia mangia!

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I am instacarting everything for Thanksgiving this week and if my shopper messes up my order and I have to go to the store I will scream and not handle it well.

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I'm not a diva because I want to be. I am a diva because I have to be.

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I have secured my Wicked tickets for next Wednesday. To my fellow audience members: please no singing along. At most, you may lipsync for your life.

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Pluto entering Aquarius today #PlutoInAquarius #astrology

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I hate to use corporate terms in regards to family but everyone is up for review this year.

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Damn Christina Aguilera looks hot AF

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Sabrina Carpenter brings out Christina Aguilera at her LA show.