Johnny Max

Dad. QPR fan. Sunday cricketer.

Only God can judge me, so either love me or leave me alone!

[Johnny Max @johnnymax99]

Wearing a Kangol don't make you LL Cool J!

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@UpTheRs How much do we get from EE to the Arsenal?

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@VirginAtlantic Hi, why are the flights from Heathrow to Barbados being delayed today? No explanation or information being given to passengers at the airport?

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If I hadn't watched it myself I wouldn't have believed it. 4-0!!!!

URRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!

@QPR
@UpTheRs
@LoftforWords
#qprleeds #qpr #martisarmy

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RIP Legend

BBC News - Stan Bowles: Former England and QPR forward dies aged 75
https://t.co/HzWdllFapS

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@2Lukienko Guessing you're related

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We're going to win the league! We're going to win the league! And now they're gonna believe us! We're going to win the league! @UpTheRs @QPRReport @QPR @EFL #qprstoke

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@nadderley Which makes Nigel Adkins a legend #tarahughesy

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@labisiffre 1. Sad to hear
2. Has been the case for my 50+ years living in London watching black cabs drive past unless with white friends. Not in other UK cities though.
3. What can you say, especially if you had a towel draped over your arm

[Labi Siffre @labisiffre]

Within the past two weeks, on a visit to the city of my birth, London, I have committed:
1) The crime of being Black while studying the interior of a church (I did church architecture as part of pre 6th form O Level art &, though an atheist from the age of six, retain an interest in the buildings). The only other civilian in the church, a worshiper, had clearly felt threatened and had called the Priest who enquired as to why I was in the building.

2) The crime of being Black while hailing a taxi for hire (taxi sign on) in broad daylight.
The first driver saw me well enough to deliver a comedic wave before driving on; the second merely looked me in the eyes, dismissed me and drove on.
&
3) The crime of not being what I apparently, in this instance, had a duty to be:
After dinner in my hotel, I've just been racially profiled by another guest (vanilla) who assumed I was a member of staff as we all waited for the lift/elevator on our way to our rooms.

The last of these instances made me laugh. The first two were annoying. As I told a young, white and helpful policeman many years ago, "You get used to it".
He replied, "You shouldn't have to!".

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@thetrainline Went to book my usual return ticket to work this morning & saw a £1.79 booking fee added to the quoted cost. Tried a single & had 99p added. Was this a glitch or an attempt to increase costs without publicising?
#hiddencost #fareincrease #honestmistake #fairfares

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Just a few inspirational women on #InternationalWomensDay

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@UpTheRs Charlton. Not too long a trip and could go either way

[YoungMinds @YoungMindsUK]

Share this with your child. #ChildrensMentalHealthWeek

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@calebwatts_ Must be that new forward who started the last three games and came on in the other two.....

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83' - FIVE!

5-0 | #UTS 🦐 | #MORvBUR

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@MrMikeMeighan 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Michael Meighan @MrMikeMeighan]

2 multiplied by 10 plus 1..
#Cardiffcity #Bluebirds #QPR

[YoungMinds @YoungMindsUK]

If you’re struggling today, you are not alone. @GiveUsAShout, @Samaritans and Childline are open. Reach out to them if you need someone to talk to.

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I am wanted.
I am needed.
I am valued.

Say this to yourself three times today.

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Kindness could be the greatest gift you can give to a friend who is struggling. A text that tells them how much they mean to you, a random care package full of treats sent to their house, or a call to talk about their day - little things like this could brighten up their day.