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@2b_tp yo I LOVE so much how ‘you’ this feels, I can barely explain it

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@RGothoskar I was more discouraged by fear of throwing things away, rather than any desire to keep them. But letting go is nice. A clear-headed friend helped me decide what should be tossed—in the end, most things. I was able to let go and feel good about it. 🙂

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@shoppersting holy shit, I love your tweets

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Colleen’s work is amazing. And she’s an incredible person. Follow her. 🙂

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@dnomyyz never thought about it like this before but yeah you’re right

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@sandyttat Admittedly, pretty good.

3 years old at a bowling alley. Stood on a chair. Thought I could fly—jumped—couldn’t fly. Split my chin and needed stitches. Left a scar where facial hair won’t grow.

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@yunestakris @sandyttat we broke up but still hang from time to time. reunions are in order

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Watch it again. It’s mostly Tom’s fault. He’s projecting. He’s not listening. He’s selfish. Luckily he grows by the end.

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MISS MARIA REYNOLDS: *lets her legs spread and says “Stay?”*
ALEXANDER HAMILTON:

[Drizzy @Drake]

What am I gonna do? Say no?

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@RGothoskar You tweet so elegantly. You literally write so well, your style is so well developed. You’re actually brilliant.

Jeez. Lol

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Quote retweeting this interesting/informative thread because I think people should read interesting/informative things. Give it a go.

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@imsimplysharon I don’t have good reason to be here but I’m grateful that I am

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@Haas279 You’re exceptional, man. You deserve the world.

[🍒 remade @sixlackwidow]

god can we just eliminate the phrase “why is nobody talking about this” from the internet’s joint vocabulary. nobody is talking about it cause the media doesn’t care and we didn’t know til you posted it up with a side order of guilt trip

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Canada made Doug Ford’s brother a governor or something they need to shut up they’re dumb too.

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@ForKevansSake @danieldangela @srkng Well-articulated. I’ll read more.