Johnny Payne

Poet, candomblé tendency, rose garden tender, bike freak, yoga because why not, can’t not cook Italian, satirist, poetics columnist for Merion West.

[Samuel Schaefer @samuelqschaefer]

@merionwest @johnnypaynebook The question of what merits an award like the Nobel for literature is something I’ve been thinking about recently! Thanks for the article!

[The GroundUp @TheGroundUpPub]

New chapters of Vampire Girl by @johnnypaynebook available! Sink your teeth into this story as Mayra and the other competitors of the Beauty Queen of the Children of the Night contest battle it out.

https://t.co/0Z0yEofcOq

#fiction #novel

[The GroundUp @TheGroundUpPub]

Before Johnny Payne’s #Vampire Girl was a vampire #girl. She tried her hand at being a #dominatrix. See how her efforts were foiled by a #VanHelsing off sorts…

https://t.co/iCFXFDCOwv

[The GroundUp @TheGroundUpPub]

The first 3 chapters of @johnnypaynebook’s #novel Vampire Girl illustrated by @NuryNadaMas are here! See what Mayra finds more difficult, being a vampire or being a millennial in this #satirical, #political work of fiction.

https://t.co/ViIJsyrOhh

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

@TheGroundUpPub @NuryNadaMas Thank you! Glad that it’s out.

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

#thechampishere

[City of Light Publishing @cityoflightpub]

He did it folks! @johnnypaynebook is a #NaNoWriMo 2020 champion. And now that November has come and gone we present an anthology of all 30 of his #singlesentencenovels 🏆

https://t.co/0bUOvlwYSE

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

I have completed #NaNoWriMo with this last #singlesentencenovel . Wow 30-1 sentence #novels . To make a slight alteration of @HoodCelebrityy ‘s lyrics I’m a walking trophy 🏆 I’m a walking trophy 🏆

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

🗣Be 👏The 👏Real👏You lol
#singlesentencenovel #NaNoWriMo

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

Tom Sawyer worm saving Wormy Becky and the environment #singlesentencenovel #NaNoWriMo

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

I’m approaching the #nanowrimo2020 #singlesentencenovel finish line 🏁

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

Try not to forget who you are after a turkey and stuffing induced stupor 🥴🦃 . Or do forget 🧐. Your choice

#HappyThanksgiving
#BlackFriday

https://t.co/A8JV1F66G5

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

It’s difficult to tell sometimes where a victory lies — in this case though with only 5 days left of #NaNoWriMo it is obvious that I am close to my 30-1 sentence novel victory. #singlesentencenovel #nanochamp 👑

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

#NaNoWriMo #singlesentencenovel

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

#singlesentencenovel #NaNoWriMo

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

'”Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay” — @garthbrooks what do you say we work out an arrangement where I novelize your songs? #NaNoWriMo #singlesentencenovel

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

I always beat #writersblock to a bloody pulp. #NaNoWriMo #singlesentencenovel

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

Only 10 days left of #nanowrimo2020 . With that being said the NFL produces two versions of the #SuperBowl champion t-shirt. One for the contender for the #AfC and one for the #NFC. In your head imagine what my championship shirt would look like. Contact @customink to make one 😉

[Johnny Payne @johnnypaynebook]

Existentialist or Extraterrestrialist 👽
@johnnypayneauthor #nanowrimo #singlesentencenovel