Johnny Rittenhouse

Knower of Ball |Moneyline Parlays| Led Zeppelin| 6 Championship Parades attended|

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@John_Newton91 To love is to let go, John.

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I believe there’s a direct correlation between this countries decline, and the amount of males who use umbrellas

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In office the day after Christmas questioning what direction my life is going in

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@TonyGrossi Tony, some are asking if you’re even a real person? Golden retriever as your profile photo, somewhat misleading.

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One of 7 ppl in office today, guess no one else wants it like I do.

* my boss told me I had to come in *

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@ThomasFehl Ban it

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@walkemdownbarry @buckyytues Barry, just know, there’s gonna be many more women in your future. Old Johnny always here for you

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Waiting for the train, kid who also a Barbour and Oliver Cabells on and I hit a simultaneously head nod.

I know ur out here somewhere

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Some of my favorite things to say on an NFL Sunday

- That’s a long 3 & 1
- Gotta get North South
- Low man wins
- Gotta stay in bounds there
- Did he get the second foot down?
- Just need a couple first downs
- Need to pin them deep here

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Mom out of town so Dad and I dialing up an old fashion blackout

@delgadosmith11 ur here in spirit

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Some news from the Rittenhouse camp,

I’m back, will be regularly tweeting from the office.

Best, JR

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Chick drinking budheavys just asked for my number while I’m having a corona

I got alpha’d

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@buckyytues @steviep998 Don’t get too crossed Bucky!

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@Zynaissance @BarstoolBigCat Ozempic Cat

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Can we bring back calling beers ‘suds’.

Could be the move

Cc: @steviep998 @jorgefd24

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@steviep998 @CWILLIAMSMVP You know For Emma hits home Pillow!

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@MissWoopin Inshallah

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Grille Master Jorge!

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@jorgefd24 @steviep998 almost Saturday