Jonathan La₿ar

President of The Texas Bitcoin Project and Zesties Inc. I’m just a dude that started trying to do what occurs to me when I pray. #Bitcoin maxi

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I can see how they came up with pokemon

[wanye @xwanyex]

Everybody is a conservative about whatever they actually care about

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Battered and bruised, huddled in the corner of my tin cuck shed, I reach a hand to the thin sliver of moonlight and disassociate, diving deep in my mind, to Castle Boyslave where I’m free to chase youths in my Dracula cape and plastic fangs and far from the heavy fists of Tyrone

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

You can't expect a dying city to vote its way out of a crisis when its own electorate decides to continue to elect the very architects of that crisis for no other reason than racial solidarity.

Democracy is a lie in America. There is no democracy without a unified demos.

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

i think about this chart a lot—

a black child between the ages of 5 to 14 is more likely to murder someone than a white guy aged 35–64.

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

My favorite indicator is starting to flash

[xlr8harder @xlr8harder]

are you telling me we made it to 2026 before someone was like "hey what happens if we give the magic mushrooms to people with alzheimer's"

[Joel Pollak @joelpollak]

If Raman takes second and Pratt does not qualify for the general election, after days upon days of thinking he would, it will be the political equivalent of watching the Palisades burn again. If you can’t hold leaders accountable for their failures, then democracy does not exist.

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

Dogs must be terrifying to wild animals: basically a wolf that is life-bonded with hairless talking chimpanzees.

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

Modern, screen-based loneliness is worse than previous forms, because it’s an isolation not just from others but also from oneself.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

I feel like every single clip I scroll by from Subway Takes is someone inventing blood and soil nationalism out of vague lefty intuitions

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

You hear "Legionnaires' disease" and imagine some kind of water contamination at a military camp. Maybe an outbreak among the French Foreign Legion in West Africa or Indochina. Wrong! It's named that because it was first identified at an American Legion convention in the 70s

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

Signs you might be trying to get your frontier AI lab nationalized:

You compare it to nukes… threaten half of white-collar jobs… warn recursive self-improvement could end humanity… then race ahead anyway.

In other words, you want the government to save us from… you.

[Rebecca 📖 @Avonleebythesea]

“Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl she used to be. But a great artist—a master—can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is…and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be…and more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo, or even you, see that this lovely young girl is still alive, not old and ugly at all, but simply prisoned inside her ruined body. He can make you feel the quiet, endless tragedy that there was never a girl born who ever grew older than eighteen in her heart…no matter what the merciless hours have done to her.
Look at her.”
~From Robert Heinlein’s ‘Stranger in a Strange Land’

[Naval @naval]

Co-founder is marriage without the sex.

[Vladimir Poutine™ @AppalledHamster]

This is literally the only tactic they have left now. Pulling a silly face as if those laying reality out in front of them are the crazy ones. They have nothing left.

Keep pushing.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

Let me get this straight, you turtle boys spend $800 a week on pizza and you’re shocked you still live in a sewer?