Johnny Basketball

Just a kid from Joes/ Mulch enthusiast #tarpsoff

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“Who’s the best drunk driver you know?”
Me:

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@BigEastBarroom Off brand bonke

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When Eminem said “I am white, I am a fucking bum” I felt that

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.@RealPitino shake our hands you fucking dirtbag. You are not a good person and you know where you’ll be when you die.

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Cheating on an “American Music” final is an all time low

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You like that shit white boy?

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There’s a lot of Al Durham in Benny. Think about it

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@Coach_Swanson Friar!

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@ryancassidycbb In the same tier as gtown and DePaul

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@pimpsdontcry99 That’s a good cunt right there

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You either want it or you don’t. You CAN’T half want it.

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Me walking into the local bar tn

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@Gansettbeer You’re gonna need a bigger boat #bang

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@ParryPunchNews I do this every weekend

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Slow horses and fast women will ruin a man’s life

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My favorite quotes a 🧵

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Money don’t got no owners, only spenders

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@HarryBalls01 Thanks for this Mr. Balls means a lot! We all owe you one!

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Never kill yourself.

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@RudysTakes My favorite tweet is always the next one

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Seeing students drive $70k cars pisses me off

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Walk with me

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@swingsgirl64 yo fuck you